I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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