he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
