idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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