love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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