it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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