Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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