i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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