you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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