no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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