before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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