The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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