That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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