I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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