FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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