sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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