She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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