i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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