THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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