walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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