if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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