I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sobbing to NWA
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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