feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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