Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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