the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I had to cum in my sink.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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