I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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