therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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