Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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