upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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