Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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