dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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