if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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