What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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