youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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