Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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