I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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