If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
This is classic penis vs brain.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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