Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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