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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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