Cold hands, warm shart.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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