Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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