i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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