On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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