it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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