I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The feeling are messing with the penis
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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