yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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