i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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