party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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