I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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