this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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