Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
