she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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