Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Randomize
